I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie yesterday. We were celebrating his 15th birthday (birdday).
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@lowqualityfacts
awwahhhh!! How cute! Someone still thinks an image means anything in 2026! Precious! Just adorable!
@lowqualityfacts that is an animatronic dinosaur isn’t it?
Happy birthday to Ollie.
I had been wondering how you held the pen with your wings to write the facts, but I guess you type.
🤯Oh wow. I finally get why it's called hunt-and-peck typing!
@lowqualityfacts nice to meet you!
@lowqualityfacts Aww. Happy belated birthday to Ollie.
@lowqualityfacts A common misconception, it's actually Ollie and Ollie's winged monster.
Belated Hippo Birdie Day, Ollie
@lowqualityfacts that’s exactly the kind of photo a bot would post.
@lowqualityfacts Which one is Ollie?
@lowqualityfacts
Alt text: [bird watches bot closely while conducting Voight-Kampff test]
@lowqualityfacts
Internet police says, this is no message from a bot nor bottle.
@lowqualityfacts Yes, but Fishy is the mastermind behind this operation!
Next time you do one of these posts you should subtly photoshop an extra finger or two.
This proves nothing, since #birdsarentreal
