The apocryphal gospels of the New Testament (early Christian texts of the story of Jesus, now deemed non-canonical by the church) mention talking donkeys, necrophilia, worms pouring out of King Herod’s mouth, St John banishing bed bugs, a wand-waving Jesus Christ who once brought a roast chicken back to life (which then went on to live for a thousand years), and a Virgin Mary whose vagina could roast human flesh. All were at various points worshipped as the Truth.
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@TheBreadmonkey Tell me more about the roast chicken. No one tried to roast it again for a whole thousand years? Who was the guy who said, "It's time for this Damn Eternal Chicken to be food".
@TheBreadmonkey I like donkeys. It would be cool to meet a talking one. Looking at how people treat them, I doubt it would have alot of positive things to say. It would be pretty much like Eeyore ... wait a minute 😁
And now you're telling us they weren't true? I can't keep up.
@TheBreadmonkey Banishing bed bugs is completely unrealistic
@TheBreadmonkey Talking snakes are completely reasonable but talking donkeys are clearly a step too far.
@TheBreadmonkey Very similar to Trump’s vision for #Trumperikkka.