The apocryphal gospels of the New Testament (early Christian texts of the story of Jesus, now deemed non-canonical by the church) mention talking donkeys, necrophilia, worms pouring out of King Herod’s mouth, St John banishing bed bugs, a wand-waving Jesus Christ who once brought a roast chicken back to life (which then went on to live for a thousand years), and a Virgin Mary whose vagina could roast human flesh. All were at various points worshipped as the Truth.
@TheBreadmonkey Very similar to Trump’s vision for #Trumperikkka.
