"These stairs rock!", I say right before I trip and break 30 bones
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@catsalad - Yup; That would do it if you survive the trip down - Ouch.
@catsalad The Monolith Monsters strike again!
@catsalad It may realign one's spirit, but it would be a bugger to keep clean. Imagine vacuuming or washing that sucker.
@catsalad and as you lay in a heap at the bottom, these rocks stare
@catsalad "Stairs and stones may break my bones, but slop will never hurt me."
It realigns your spirit with nature, your body with physics, and your mind with wisdom.
Exactly in that sequence.
@catsalad if you fall over AI-generated rocks, do you break AI-generated bones ?
Is there actually a reason for someone to care for AI generated content ? (as this looks very much AI generated, but I'd love a proof that it isn't)
ROCK AND STONE ⛏️
@catsalad It’s like someone built a version of Witches' Stairs to keep firefighters from entering their home. Those pesky firefighters with their…*checks notes*…life saving.
@catsalad I'm not a firefighter, but I have friends who are, and I can tell you right now what they'd say.
@catsalad sure they are not tribbles? :)
@catsalad What, doesn't everyone have the staircase with so much "oh I'll carry it up the next time I go up" shit that you only have a tiny pathway?
@catsalad I think I've had nightmares that had this in it holy shit
@catsalad The real fun starts when, at the end of your fall, you arrive at the bottom and realise that the avalanche you just started is following you down.
@catsalad oh my.
imagine a cat salsa-stepping up that zig-zag