"These stairs rock!", I say right before I trip and break 30 bones
"These stairs rock!", I say right before I trip and break 30 bones
@catsalad It’s like someone built a version of Witches' Stairs to keep firefighters from entering their home. Those pesky firefighters with their…*checks notes*…life saving.
@catsalad I'm not a firefighter, but I have friends who are, and I can tell you right now what they'd say.
@catsalad sure they are not tribbles? :)
@catsalad What, doesn't everyone have the staircase with so much "oh I'll carry it up the next time I go up" shit that you only have a tiny pathway?
@catsalad I think I've had nightmares that had this in it holy shit
@catsalad The real fun starts when, at the end of your fall, you arrive at the bottom and realise that the avalanche you just started is following you down.
@catsalad oh my.
imagine a cat salsa-stepping up that zig-zag