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@TheBreadmonkey I wish to tell you as I was rushing around the Natural History Museum yesterday a small sign caught my eye and now I know there is something called BEAVERITE
https://www.mindat.org/min-591.html
And this is just kinda of boring but also amazing. Humans are amazing for naming things all sorts of stupid things for stupid reasons.
Having met a beaver face to face, i can say these are not the cuddly rodents they portray in the cartoons. Whatever the beaver wants is what you should want, and get out of its way.
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I, myself, would like to see more beavers.
RELEASE THE BEAVERS
@TheBreadmonkey
“Extraordinary beavers”
@TheBreadmonkey Average beavers would like to have a word…
@TheBreadmonkey “We’re spreading these beavers far and wide. Expect dense coverage.”
@TheBreadmonkey The beavers will raze our cities to the ground. They will destroy all motor vehicles and roads. Mother Earth will throw off humanity and breathe free again.
oh god, I hope so.
what I worry about (in terms of after H. sapiens is extinct) are the nuclear reserves. I guess the containers will eventually decay and release mutagenic waste with half-lives in the many many many many years. (like millions of years? I don't know.)
Maybe we can keep around just the infrastructure and robot or humans, to ensure nuclear waste isn't released. That seems like a good compromise.
(sorry, feeling despondent.)
Sorry you're feelin' despondent. Perhaps you'll be gee'd up by this lovely song from Tandy in Last Man on Earth. (I'm just messing and hope you're OK. X)
Also - I recommend you do not ever watch British TV film Threads.
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Praying now to this matriarch for her return, will, for the purposes of this conversation, I will refer to as a Dire Beaver
@TheBreadmonkey after we've deployed our beavers to help nature what about our beaver stockpiles. Is this just a plot to get huge new taxpayer funded big beaver contracts