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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

About flippin' time

'Extraordinary' beavers deployed to help 'restore nature'
'Extraordinary' beavers deployed to help 'restore nature'
'Extraordinary' beavers deployed to help 'restore nature'
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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@garthderby@mstdn.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Having met a beaver face to face, i can say these are not the cuddly rodents they portray in the cartoons. Whatever the beaver wants is what you should want, and get out of its way.

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@OrdRadical@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
I, myself, would like to see more beavers.

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@PetraPhoenix@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

RELEASE THE BEAVERS

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@Nerde@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
“Extraordinary beavers”

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@Social_Recluse2@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Average beavers would like to have a word…

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Moss Wizard
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@Moss@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey “We’re spreading these beavers far and wide. Expect dense coverage.”

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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The beavers will raze our cities to the ground. They will destroy all motor vehicles and roads. Mother Earth will throw off humanity and breathe free again.

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@gardengeek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@Nickiquote

oh god, I hope so.
what I worry about (in terms of after H. sapiens is extinct) are the nuclear reserves. I guess the containers will eventually decay and release mutagenic waste with half-lives in the many many many many years. (like millions of years? I don't know.)

Maybe we can keep around just the infrastructure and robot or humans, to ensure nuclear waste isn't released. That seems like a good compromise.

(sorry, feeling despondent.)

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@gardengeek @Nickiquote

Sorry you're feelin' despondent. Perhaps you'll be gee'd up by this lovely song from Tandy in Last Man on Earth. (I'm just messing and hope you're OK. X)

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@gardengeek @Nickiquote

Also - I recommend you do not ever watch British TV film Threads.

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@i_give_u_worms@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
Praying now to this matriarch for her return, will, for the purposes of this conversation, I will refer to as a Dire Beaver

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoroides

Castoroides - Wikipedia

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George Baily
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@georgebaily@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey after we've deployed our beavers to help nature what about our beaver stockpiles. Is this just a plot to get huge new taxpayer funded big beaver contracts

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