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David Chartier
David Chartier
@chartier@toot.cafe  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

Shout out to the time #Microsoft invented a genuinely cool peer-to-peer song sharing feature for the #Zune

and then unironically, with a straight face, called it “squirting”

As in “hey [your name], squirt me that hot new song you like”

Continuing Microsoft’s long tradition, which lives to this day, of using a dart board of the worst possible words to name its products and features, like, 95% of the time

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Justin Miller
Justin Miller
@incanus@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@chartier Wow, I had really suppressed that memory.

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Jack Brewster
Jack Brewster
@jackbrewster@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@chartier @jwisser The Zune HD screen was pretty great. But that brown tho…

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David Chartier
David Chartier
@chartier@toot.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@jackbrewster @jwisser I mean. At the time I think it looked awful too. Buuuuut

To give MS the rare feather in its cap, we *do* have tastefully designed brown gadgets and tools these days. One *could* argue, if they want, that the brown Zune may have been ahead of its time.

However, I do not want to argue that. 😆

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Jonas Wisser
Jonas Wisser
@jwisser@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@chartier The Zune itself was also a perfectly decent product. But… what the fuck is a Zune?

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it's B! Cavello 🐝
it's B! Cavello 🐝
@b_cavello@mastodon.publicinterest.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jwisser @chartier Tbf, iPod is equally weird, imo

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it's B! Cavello 🐝
@b_cavello@mastodon.publicinterest.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@jwisser @chartier I actually think it’s great that they came up with new names. Now, I feel like tech has lost its creativity. Give me more “bytes” and silly little words, stop calling things “memory” and “hallucinations” and whatever. Tell me it’s florping!

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David Chartier
David Chartier
@chartier@toot.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@b_cavello @jwisser

Ladies and gentlemen

I am extremely excited to introduce

The all new Florp Glorp

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it's B! Cavello 🐝
it's B! Cavello 🐝
@b_cavello@mastodon.publicinterest.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@chartier @jwisser /the crowd goes wild

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Bo Elder
Bo Elder
@boelder@shakedown.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@chartier

Bless the heart of the naïve marketing intern who 'came up' with this term, and who obviously used Bing instead of Google when making sure it hadn't been used to describe anything before...

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David Chartier
David Chartier
@chartier@toot.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@boelder Haha I dig the idea that Bing was the reason that made it through

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