A four-panel comic strip set in a park, by Tom Gauld. Panel 1: "It's my perfect job, really! Their owners are busy people who love them but don't have time to give them the attention they need." There's a person walking a dog in the background. In subsequent panels, the view slowly pans to the right. Panel 2: "Nobody likes to think of them just lying around in the house alone." Panel 3: "So I pick them up bright and early and we spend the whole day in the park." Panel 4 reveals that the person saying all this is actually sitting on a bench reading a book, with a pile of more books next to her. She concludes: "I read a few chapters of each and drop them home with a short precis of what happened. Everyone's happy!"