"no no no no. It's a common mistake. I can't pay you because my money is all *cryptid* currency. You know... mythical, rarely documented, possibly imaginary. I'd never use cryptocurrency that's a scam."
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@futurebird "No no -- it's crypt-o currency, money I found in a crypt. It's been thoroughly de-cursed, though, I promise!"
@woozle @futurebird ...you de-curse yours?
@Azuaron Wait, wait, I said that wrong. It's crypt-owe currency. I borrowed it from a very nice necro-guardian demon who said all I had to do was submit to a quick magic spell, and I could pay it back whenever I wanted. It's totally cool!
@woozle @futurebird cry-PTO currency.
Look, time is money, especially when you're having a REALLY bad day and just. need to use some of your vacation time today, okay?
@futurebird And you, you have a lot of this cryptid currency, you say? Not leppy gold, but real, bona fide jeepies? Like they keep in Ft. Gnox? I'm a cryptid, and those are hard to get, even for me. Best I can usually get is those scrip coupons for monthly glamour upkeep--always someone around that needs a veil or mask repaired, after all. Or dollars, I guess. That's also fine.
Is your cat running a protection racket on the smallfolk fae, or what?
"Is your cat running a protection racket on the smallfolk fae, or what?"
Take one look at #PicaTheCat and answer that one for yourself...