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Anke
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I was cleaning under the couch and found Pica's collection of hair ties and bottle caps. The first problem is she says I can't have the hair ties back? Is that fair?
But also there were some pretty fancy looking sapphires and a tiara in the pile? Pica says all cats have a tiara because "cats are royal"
But, I'm concerned about how she got these items. I don't think they are glass, they are very heavy. Thoughts? #catcrime #picacrime #picathecat #catsofmastodon
I was cleaning under the couch and found Pica's collection of hair ties and bottle caps. The first problem is she says I can't have the hair ties back? Is that fair?
But also there were some pretty fancy looking sapphires and a tiara in the pile? Pica says all cats have a tiara because "cats are royal"
But, I'm concerned about how she got these items. I don't think they are glass, they are very heavy. Thoughts? #catcrime #picacrime #picathecat #catsofmastodon
I am exposing Pica‘s dark secret. Many people think because she has big eyes and a small button nose she also has a “cute little mouth.” This is a lie. Pica‘s mouth goes all the way back to the corners of her head, practically to her ears and she can hinge her head open like a hamburger.
and given the chance she will!
#PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #picaExposed #catCrime #secrets #whistleblower
The truth about Pica’s mouth exposed in the photo she’s lying on her side and yawning, and her mouth opens incredibly wide and obtuse angle, allowing you to see down into her throat, which is pink and surrounded by tiny pointy teeth
profile photo of Pica sleeping her mouth is naturally curved in a smile. She rests one paw on my laptop. You can see how far back her mouth goes.
Pica has long white whiskers and a mouth that looks small only when it is closed.
Cute photos of the face of an innocent looking brown tabby cate with very big eyes.
I am a little shocked. I was worried all the ants would go... but no. Just the one.
(Dorymyrmex bureni, a minor worker if you were wondering.)
Important update, #PicaTheCat's legal team has successfully filed a lawsuit against... well God I think. Anyway she's been in meetings all day contesting being left out of the rapture.
I think she could win.
She wins most of her legal cases on "cuteness"
mekka okereke :verified:
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she is so done with me. I'm filling the bowl again. #PicaTheCat
she is so done with me. I'm filling the bowl again. #PicaTheCat
Alex, the Hearth Fire
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I can pick up our cat, Pica without a problem but she has always fought with my husband. Just squirming so much. We've found out why.
She's a right handed cat. My husband is left handed. If you try to hold her on your left shoulder she's used to it, but try to hold her on your right shoulder? She freaks out.
I tried to pick her up "left handed" and suddenly had the same problems as my husband.
So if you have this issue, try switching.
He can now pick her up.
I can pick up our cat, Pica without a problem but she has always fought with my husband. Just squirming so much. We've found out why.
She's a right handed cat. My husband is left handed. If you try to hold her on your left shoulder she's used to it, but try to hold her on your right shoulder? She freaks out.
I tried to pick her up "left handed" and suddenly had the same problems as my husband.
So if you have this issue, try switching.
He can now pick her up.
"cat food dish come in a nice box u can sleep in gives u food and that is good BUT there is a thing to block u from eat all food at one time! u have to wait. Very poor feature. Two star."
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