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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

My wife's very favourite thing in all of the world are Pastéis de Nata, or Portuguese custard tarts. We went vegan some years back and she's always bemoaned the fact we can no longer have them. I've been meaning to get round to trying to make some plantbased ones but keep forgetting. She was in London town today and found a place that does vegan ones and I honestly don't think she's ever been this happy about anything before ever. She said it's changed her life and keeps asking me if she can watch me eat one. But I've just had a lot of dinner and can't manage it so she has gone off, cross, to have a bath. I'll be honest - it's a bit weird.

Edit - OK that was legitimately the best thing I've ever eaten. I must have more.

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CAFÉ DE NATA fancy box on a grey with white spots table cloth.
CAFÉ DE NATA fancy box on a grey with white spots table cloth.
CAFÉ DE NATA fancy box on a grey with white spots table cloth.
Custard tart with a bit of strawb on it. There are lots of fine pastry layers and the custard looks eggy and set.
Custard tart with a bit of strawb on it. There are lots of fine pastry layers and the custard looks eggy and set.
Custard tart with a bit of strawb on it. There are lots of fine pastry layers and the custard looks eggy and set.
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@wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The Café De Nata vegan options aren't bad. Unfortunately the batch I had were cross contaminated with eggs (I have an allergy, and relatively high sensitivity)

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@wishy

Oof sorry to hear that!

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@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@HadasWeiss

thought this would interest you.

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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Valentine’s Day in Casa Del Ben:

Trish: Do that thing I like.

Ben: *Eats a custard tart*

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@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@amiserabilist @Nickiquote

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@Helenisenough@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey my friend makes vegan portuguese custatd tarts. They are so good i almost cried because I had previously come to terms with custard tarts not being compatible with my vegan choices. She proved me wrong. Maybe my excitement was like your wife's?
Anyway if either of you are interested in making your own, i can share the recipe?

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@Helenisenough

YES PLEASE. I just ate the one she bought today and it was a religious experience.

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@Helenisenough@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey im glad you found room 😊

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@Helenisenough

Literally couldn't help myself. Smelled amazing. Floral somehow.

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@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Be ready for some complimentary bedroom shenanigans!

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@JackTheCat

Gonna order a bunch in and put them in my pants

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@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

http://pastry-bagging.urbanup.com/6042778

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pastry bagging: The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is...
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@JackTheCat

For fucks sake

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@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey You crazy beautiful fool! Try not to sweat.

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