@Alice that's incredible dialogue

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Now, imagine this was posted by Jess Weixler 🤯😱

@Alice "the very best place for them to grow.!"

Awkward pause...

"Oh did you hear about the chimera that had random teeth they grew that WEREN'T in their skull?? What a nightmare - how would you know where to brush?"

@Alice "I'm sorry, I thought they were just glued"

@Alice that is the most natural responses I have heard in a while ;)
Thank you!

@Alice this seems to be a factually correct reply. As such, it is perfectly fine for a conversation with anyone who like facts.

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Facehole bones.

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ROFLMAO
Seriously

That was the laugh I needed all f'in day

@Alice "Thanks! I mostly use them to chew food!"

@Alice hey, yer mouth bones are purty

@Alice This was the absolute correct response.

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I was getting coffee the other day and the barista told me I had “really shiny hair” and I still don’t know if that was good or bad.

@Alice thank you. I like teeth too, and have necklaces made of human teeth

@Alice Reminds me of an incredibly tiresome first date I had a few years ago at which, after quizzing me Gestapo-style about details in my dating profile, suddenly became over-familiar and told me I had "such sad eyes".

The words, "well I was a lot happier before you implied I'd lied about my job, told me you hoped I was picking up the bill and then ordered a £40 bottle of wine" just sort of fell out of my mouth before the filters kicked in.

We didn't meet again. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Alice happy weird face bones!

@Alice The perfect follow-up is to then recite random teeth facts until they start walking away in a hurry.

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Next time, try:

"Thank you! Would you like some of them?"

@Alice iconic

@Alice This retelling of Red Riding Hood took a weird turn

@Alice my favourite odd response is always, "thank you, I'm very attached to them"

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@Alice that sounds like the beginning of a creepy movie called 'The Tooth Collector'. 😮