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Lemme guess- this calendar was written by an actuary?

*maybe one who lives on an estuary?

@catsalad remember to participate in #diday

#did

@catsalad Of couse it is.

@catsalad February?

@catsalad Of course its made with Microsoft's Microslop "AI" now embedded in Excel.

#Microsoft #MSFT #Excel #AI #LLM

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Auguary - the month to predict the future by watching birds in flight, or by examination of animal entrails.

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Finally, they are standardizing the names of the months.

@catsalad it's because Microsoft is from western Washington and we have all those months here. Juneuary is particularly obvious.

@catsalad Can't wait for Auguary!

@catsalad i hate feberary

@catsalad that means it's almost Volunteens day right?

@catsalad feb-ROO-ary!!

@catsalad Why you gotta choose violence like this?

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@catsalad And on a Wenzday!

@catsalad What? How??????