[Drawing of a horrified man looking at his phone.] "He called." Please. No matter what you do. No matter who tries to convince you. Absolutely under NO circumstance call this number. For the love of humanity and the "illuminants” that hide deep under the earth's crust, crying and shrieking in a tone unheard by us. Please. We beg you. For all that is sacred. Do not even consider for a second to call this number below. 510.344.7037