This is an amazing read about resistance.
So many amazing lines in this piece, but one that stands out:
"We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock."
https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation
@zackwhittaker to quote Lance Corporal Jones from Dad's Army:
They don't like it up 'em
@zackwhittaker A fabulous stunt, and beautifully written too.
@zackwhittaker Writing about the resistance on the Nazi Bar that is Substack is... something I wont fuckin' read.
@zackwhittaker Amazing! I wanna join from abroad. I could send dildos to White House. I still don't know how but...
@zackwhittaker This is fire.
@zackwhittaker The rodent approves this action. #dildo
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Thank You!
For the first time in days, I have felt empowered and hopeful.
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That’s glorious. 🤣💖🍆
@zackwhittaker Thank you for the great link! This is a #mustread written so wonderfully vivacious and humorous (despite the danger), cleverly to the point! "You can’t baton your way out of #satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick."
@zackwhittaker Thank you for this, I needed it! 😂😂😂
@zackwhittaker It reads like a modern-day Alice’s Restaurant, only with more fascism
