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Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Good morning. My entire family appears to have gone mad this morning. Perhaps I didn't help by playing them One Too Many Mornings by The Chemical Brothers quite loudly first thing, but it made me serene AF so thought it might calm all of the screaming, but sadly it just made them even more furious. Thoughts and prayers please. Didn't make it to #ParkRun due to traffic, so did a local run. It was a struggle. Like they say: struggle struggle lemon bugle. No idea why. Cold, toe hurt, tired legs from Thursday. Still managed 6.5k and the time was good. When I'm with a bajillion other people I can gauge it better than when I just run with Patrish and she's faster than me and I try to keep up so burn out quicker etc etc BOOOORING. But it's done and I'll no doubt feel good for it and it was further than PR so hopefully that offsets the struggs a bit. I am boring myself. Do not read this. It's so astronomically self-involved. I suppose that's social meeds though, innit. A diary you hope people will like for some reason. Bit weird. What's the point of a diary that other people read. You might aswell just tell them. But I suppose you reach more people like this. Is that what I'm after? Is that what I need? Is this an email blast? Am I a spam?

TLDR - I wish you well, you tiny creatures who live in my phone. HELLO IN THERE. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you like that. It's only me. The huge human who lives on The Outside. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. AND ALSO YOURSELF.

Fin?

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bazkie, lanparty callgirl
bazkie, lanparty callgirl
@bazkie@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey at first I thought you were actually mark ruffalo. because you know what? he's actually on the fediverse. never seen him toot. so I was like FINALLY, he actually uses his account! but then I found his way of writing very.. ben-like, and the whole facade started to come down. I'm not even mad

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Stephen Darlington
Stephen Darlington
@sdarlington@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Excellent choice of tune to start the day. My wife calls it “migraine music” so I can’t play it when she’s around!

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@sdarlington 😂

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Extra neuro today apparently. Like the old expression - neuro neuro lemon bureau

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Like Johnny Mnemonic, only a head overfilled with bees

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David Cohen
David Cohen
@davidbcohen@twit.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey Sweet! From a honey perspective. Stings, not so much.

A man with much of his head and upper chest covered in bees. He appears relaxed, given the circumstances, though it is a picture and he could have started screaming through closed lips just after it was taken.
A man with much of his head and upper chest covered in bees. He appears relaxed, given the circumstances, though it is a picture and he could have started screaming through closed lips just after it was taken.
A man with much of his head and upper chest covered in bees. He appears relaxed, given the circumstances, though it is a picture and he could have started screaming through closed lips just after it was taken.
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Verđandi K Soldusty
Verđandi K Soldusty
@Soldusty@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Oh gods! Not the bees again!

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greem
greem
@greem@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@TheBreadmonkey I feel like I've just got to the Bengularity - half way through, reading "don't read this".

Dammit. Trapped in a maze of twisty paragraphs, exits are N S E and W.

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