Selfie of my big dumb face with the vineyard in the background and runners milling about. I've got a blue sports jumper on and a tiny hat that makes my head look like a thumb. I've got some beard scruff going on that appears to have grown back white for some reason probably due to WITCHCRAFT because I'm a young stallion in the prime of his life (in my mind). I look like a kindly old gnome king, banished from his land. Like a sentient nose that someone has badly crafted a face around in plasticine. Like a child who's been zapped with a raid-ageing (aging?) ray and doesn't understand what's going on. Or perhaps a dog who's been transmogrified into human form. The sort of person who you might ask directions from, but they'd send you the wrong way by mistake. I've got the sort of face you might expect to see if you're on an adventure and need clues from a friendly wizard found on the path. I look, frankly, fucked.
Selfie of my big dumb face with the vineyard in the background and runners milling about. I've got a blue sports jumper on and a tiny hat that makes my head look like a thumb. I've got some beard scruff going on that appears to have grown back white for some reason probably due to WITCHCRAFT because I'm a young stallion in the prime of his life (in my mind). I look like a kindly old gnome king, banished from his land. Like a sentient nose that someone has badly crafted a face around in plasticine. Like a child who's been zapped with a raid-ageing (aging?) ray and doesn't understand what's going on. Or perhaps a dog who's been transmogrified into human form. The sort of person who you might ask directions from, but they'd send you the wrong way by mistake. I've got the sort of face you might expect to see if you're on an adventure and need clues from a friendly wizard found on the path. I look, frankly, fucked.