#iocaine has been up for 13days 13h 51m 59s, and spent 1day 18h 47s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 7.39M requests, 96.65% of which were garbage, 2.88% passed through unscathed, and 0.457% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 121.33MiB of memory on average, and 20.05GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Claude - 3.70M
- OpenAI - 1.16M
- Disguised bots - 1.11M
- Amazon - 462.89K
- Commercial scrapers - 275.79K
- Facebook - 273.51K
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 14.68K
- Aggressive maze explorers - 7.73K
- Google - 368.25
- Perplexity - 7.00
Various other agents slurped through 7.00K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.22% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 76.44% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
