#iocaine has been up for 15h 5m 29s, and spent 3h 46m 11s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 28.00M requests, 99.44% of which were garbage, 0.54% passed through unscathed, and 0.003% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 139.48MiB of memory on average, and 65.90GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Disguised bots - 22.77M
2. Claude - 2.55M
3. OpenAI - 810.08K
4. Facebook - 699.76K
5. Huawei - 340.27K
6. Amazon - 333.69K
7. Commercial scrapers - 237.63K
8. Alibaba - 67.17K
9. Google - 6.96K
10. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.12K
11. Perplexity - 3.00

Various other agents slurped through 8.92K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.05% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 62.13% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 31.53M requests, 97.27% of which were garbage, 2.71% passed through unscathed, and 0.005% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 116.21MiB of memory on average, and 71.09GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Disguised bots - 23.00M
2. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.08M
3. Claude - 1.34M
4. OpenAI - 706.76K
5. Facebook - 398.74K
6. Amazon - 279.96K
7. Commercial scrapers - 215.17K
8. Google - 1.59K

Various other agents slurped through 590.44K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.07% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 91.37% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 31.53M requests, 97.27% of which were garbage, 2.71% passed through unscathed, and 0.005% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 116.21MiB of memory on average, and 71.09GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Disguised bots - 23.00M
2. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.08M
3. Claude - 1.34M
4. OpenAI - 706.76K
5. Facebook - 398.74K
6. Amazon - 279.96K
7. Commercial scrapers - 215.17K
8. Google - 1.59K

Various other agents slurped through 590.44K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.07% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 91.37% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 19.43M requests, 88.20% of which were garbage, 11.77% passed through unscathed, and 0.009% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 95.20MiB of memory on average, and 39.17GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

1. Disguised bots - 11.67M
2. Claude - 1.51M
3. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 933.63K
4. OpenAI - 737.35K
5. Other - 429.48K
6. Facebook - 351.21K
7. Amazon - 279.15K
8. Commercial scrapers - 269.35K
9. Bots hitting generated URLs - 15.24K
10. Google - 4.38K

In these trying times, 0.16% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 96.85% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.10M requests, 98.82% of which were garbage, 1.18% passed through unscathed, and 0.01% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 104.97MiB of memory on average, and 34.57GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 8.31M
2. ClaudeBot - 1.74M
3. GPTBot - 814.69k

In these trying times, 0.11% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 69.25% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 10.66M requests, 98.25% of which were garbage, 1.73% passed through unscathed, and 0.03% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 92.67MiB of memory on average, and 30.96GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 7.56M
2. ClaudeBot - 925.86k
3. GPTBot - 799.15k

In these trying times, 0.14% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 71.05% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 10.66M requests, 98.25% of which were garbage, 1.73% passed through unscathed, and 0.03% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 92.67MiB of memory on average, and 30.96GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 7.56M
2. ClaudeBot - 925.86k
3. GPTBot - 799.15k

In these trying times, 0.14% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 71.05% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.11M requests, 90.69% of which were garbage, 1.46% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 7.86% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 101.24MiB of memory on average, and 30.49GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 5.4M
2. Google - 2.62M
3. ClaudeBot - 919.11k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

1. 176.22k disguised bot-shaped cookies
2. 17.011813759555245 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 9.32% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.11M requests, 90.69% of which were garbage, 1.46% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 7.86% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 101.24MiB of memory on average, and 30.49GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 5.4M
2. Google - 2.62M
3. ClaudeBot - 919.11k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

1. 176.22k disguised bot-shaped cookies
2. 17.011813759555245 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 9.32% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn

In the past 24 hours, it served 3.13M requests, 93.62% of which were garbage, 0.25% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 6.15% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 100.28MiB of memory on average, and 7.37GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

1. ClaudeBot - 799.9k
2. GPTBot - 722.83k
3. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 587.35k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

1. 7.76k disguised bot-shaped cookies
2. 19.01320361362057 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 65.11% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

#AIStatsPorn