#iocaine has been up for 9d 2h 36min, and spent 16h 48min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 12.11M requests, 90.69% of which were garbage, 1.46% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 7.86% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 101.24MiB of memory on average, and 30.49GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.
Top three garbage consumers were:
- Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 5.4M
- Google - 2.62M
- ClaudeBot - 919.11k
The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:
- 176.22k disguised bot-shaped cookies
- 17.011813759555245 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies
That's a lot of cookies.
The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.
In these trying times, 9.32% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug