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@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last week
#iocaine has been up for 14m 48s, and spent 8m 8s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 31.53M requests, 97.27% of which were garbage, 2.71% passed through unscathed, and 0.005% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 116.21MiB of memory on average, and 71.09GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

  1. Disguised bots - 23.00M
  2. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.08M
  3. Claude - 1.34M
  4. OpenAI - 706.76K
  5. Facebook - 398.74K
  6. Amazon - 279.96K
  7. Commercial scrapers - 215.17K
  8. Google - 1.59K

Various other agents slurped through 590.44K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.07% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 91.37% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last week
#iocaine has been up for 14m 48s, and spent 8m 8s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 31.53M requests, 97.27% of which were garbage, 2.71% passed through unscathed, and 0.005% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 116.21MiB of memory on average, and 71.09GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

  1. Disguised bots - 23.00M
  2. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 2.08M
  3. Claude - 1.34M
  4. OpenAI - 706.76K
  5. Facebook - 398.74K
  6. Amazon - 279.96K
  7. Commercial scrapers - 215.17K
  8. Google - 1.59K

Various other agents slurped through 590.44K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.

In these trying times, 0.07% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 91.37% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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you get a fake jpeg, you get a fake jpeg, EVERYONE gets a fake jpeg
@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last week 
DailyMetrics {
resources: ResourceMetrics {
uptime: "18h 16m 20s",
cpu_time: "3h 30m 34s",
memory_used: "94.03MiB",
},
dashboard_url: "",
overview: OverviewMetrics {
total_requests: "17.46M",
garbage_generated: "34.58GiB",
breakdown: Breakdown {
garbage_percent: "86.93%",
reject_percent: "13.04%",
challenge_percent: "0.009%",
human_percent: "0.17%",
fedi_percent: "96.89%",
},
},
}

So close! Just have to format these into a toot template, and we're almost done.
you get a fake jpeg, you get a fake jpeg, EVERYONE gets a fake jpeg
@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club replied  ·  activity timestamp last week
#iocaine has been up for 19h 7m 36s, and spent 3h 57m 17s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 19.43M requests, 88.20% of which were garbage, 11.77% passed through unscathed, and 0.009% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 95.20MiB of memory on average, and 39.17GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.

Top garbage consumers were:

  1. Disguised bots - 11.67M
  2. Claude - 1.51M
  3. Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 933.63K
  4. OpenAI - 737.35K
  5. Other - 429.48K
  6. Facebook - 351.21K
  7. Amazon - 279.15K
  8. Commercial scrapers - 269.35K
  9. Bots hitting generated URLs - 15.24K
  10. Google - 4.38K

In these trying times, 0.16% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 96.85% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#iocaine has been up for 11d 12h 45min, and spent 1d 16h 7min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.10M requests, 98.82% of which were garbage, 1.18% passed through unscathed, and 0.01% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 104.97MiB of memory on average, and 34.57GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 8.31M
  2. ClaudeBot - 1.74M
  3. GPTBot - 814.69k

In these trying times, 0.11% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 69.25% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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you get a fake jpeg, you get a fake jpeg, EVERYONE gets a fake jpeg
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@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
#iocaine has been up for 7d 12h 45min, and spent 22h 59min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 10.66M requests, 98.25% of which were garbage, 1.73% passed through unscathed, and 0.03% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 92.67MiB of memory on average, and 30.96GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 7.56M
  2. ClaudeBot - 925.86k
  3. GPTBot - 799.15k

In these trying times, 0.14% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 71.05% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
#iocaine has been up for 7d 12h 45min, and spent 22h 59min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 10.66M requests, 98.25% of which were garbage, 1.73% passed through unscathed, and 0.03% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 92.67MiB of memory on average, and 30.96GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 7.56M
  2. ClaudeBot - 925.86k
  3. GPTBot - 799.15k

In these trying times, 0.14% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 71.05% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last month
#iocaine has been up for 9d 2h 36min, and spent 16h 48min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.11M requests, 90.69% of which were garbage, 1.46% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 7.86% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 101.24MiB of memory on average, and 30.49GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 5.4M
  2. Google - 2.62M
  3. ClaudeBot - 919.11k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

  1. 176.22k disguised bot-shaped cookies
  2. 17.011813759555245 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 9.32% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last month
#iocaine has been up for 9d 2h 36min, and spent 16h 48min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 12.11M requests, 90.69% of which were garbage, 1.46% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 7.86% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 101.24MiB of memory on average, and 30.49GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 5.4M
  2. Google - 2.62M
  3. ClaudeBot - 919.11k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

  1. 176.22k disguised bot-shaped cookies
  2. 17.011813759555245 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 9.32% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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iocaine powder
@iocaine@come-from.mad-scientist.club  ·  activity timestamp last month
#iocaine has been up for 1d 2h 36min, and spent 1h 19min dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.

In the past 24 hours, it served 3.13M requests, 93.62% of which were garbage, 0.25% met the Cookie Monster (who promptly ate most of them), and 6.15% were gently guided into the garden. This required about 100.28MiB of memory on average, and 7.37GiB of absolute trash was served to the nastiest visitors.

Top three garbage consumers were:

  1. ClaudeBot - 799.9k
  2. GPTBot - 722.83k
  3. Bots trying to hide (and failing) - 587.35k

The Cookie Monster's menu consisted mostly of:

  1. 7.76k disguised bot-shaped cookies
  2. 19.01320361362057 Miscellaneous crawlers-shaped cookies

That's a lot of cookies.

The deepest explorer was Other at 94 levels. Wow.

In these trying times, 65.11% of all requests that iocaine let into the garden were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug

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