What in the fresh hell? #StraightOuttaShenzen
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What in the fresh hell? #StraightOuttaShenzen
@jpm congratulations! Aliexpress has determined that you have "a type", and is now catering to it. There is no escape from these listings.
This just keeps getting better* #StraightOuttaShenzen
Why do I keep being recommended things that are definitely not sex toys? #StraightOuttaShenzen
@jpm AliExpress definitely doesn't have a crush on you.
They will sell you many things that present a crush hazard though...
@abstractcode anything can be a sex toy if you’re adventurous enough
@jpm I'm starting to think you spend way too much time on AliExpress
@sortius their algorithm is completely unhinged, it’s amazing