You can just buy cheap houses on AliExpress! This will completely solve the housing crisis! I am from the ABC and I am very smart. #StraightOuttaShenzen
What… ?
I… don’t even know.
Do you still need a wall calendar for this year? AliExpress gotchu fam! #StraightOuttaShenzen
Maybe cat butts aren’t your thing? AliExpress still gotchu fam! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009979338115.html #StraightOuttaShenzen
Do you still need a wall calendar for this year? AliExpress gotchu fam! #StraightOuttaShenzen
Epstein didn’t kill himself, right?
@NewtonMark my car air freshener is raising many questions that are already answered by my car air freshener #StraightOuttaShenzen
You can just buy medical scrubs, you don’t even need to be a doctor or nurse. #StraightOuttaShenzen
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@jimbob you have not, now go and browse the #StraightOuttaShenzen hashtag
I've finally discovered the joy of browsing for stupid shit on AliExpress and bought myself a 20mm tungsten carbide ball, I'm gonna be so amused when I forget about ordering it and then get it in the mail in two weeks
@aleksorsist let me tell you about the #StraightOuttaShenzen hashtag (it’s mostly me posting the insane bullshit that The Algorithm recommends to me, because I encourage its insanity)
Get you a ruler that can combine self-defense, window-breaking for escape, brick-breaking testing, and outdoor wood-cutting in one.
#StraightOuttaShenzen
… what in the actual fuck? #StraightOuttaShenzen
Huh, SFP+ to 10Gbase-T media converters have dropped in price! #StraightOuttaShenzen
This just keeps getting better* #StraightOuttaShenzen
Why do I keep being recommended things that are definitely not sex toys? #StraightOuttaShenzen
What in the fresh hell? #StraightOuttaShenzen
This just keeps getting better* #StraightOuttaShenzen
decryption
boosted
This is a precision-guided product design just for @foone (ok yes there’s been some artistic license and some engineering requirements, but still) #StraightOuttaShenzen
Once again the AliExpress front page delivers #StraightOuttaShenzen
What in the fresh hell? #StraightOuttaShenzen
This is a precision-guided product design just for @foone (ok yes there’s been some artistic license and some engineering requirements, but still) #StraightOuttaShenzen
Once again the AliExpress front page delivers #StraightOuttaShenzen
Oh that’s neat, dual-port SFP+ Thunderbolt/USB4 NIC! #StraightOuttaShenzen
Hey @gsuberland I found you a new soldering iron that should be able to easily heat the large ground planes you complained about a while ago. Half a kilowatt of power should do the trick yeah? #StraightOuttaShenzen