#Mothra airlines now boarding for an on-time departure at 21:00 EST/18:00 PST (and 01:00 BST for the die-hard UK folks).

Please fasten your snack belts and put your mastodon devices in their full upright position. Stow your smaller snark under the seat in front of you, and save room overhead for the really big jokes.

In the event of a really awesome joke, you may need additional oxygen. Please be sure to help yourself breathe before you help others.

We know you have a choice in watch parties, and we're glad you chose #monsterdon. If there's anything we can do to make your movie more enjoyable, just ask a friendly monsterdonian.