If your kernel suddenly wanted to post to Mastodon, would you let it?
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@catsalad Downgrade! Latest workin Version! 🤣
@catsalad Idea for a new x86 instruction for posting to Mastodon
@catsalad Linux kernel: [posts on Mastodon]
First reply: You should switch to Linux.
I always compile mine with
[x] kernel mastodon support
[x] legacy activitypub support
[x] userspace mastodon support
[x] PCI to mastodon bridge
and most importantly,
[x] mastodon syslog backend
[x] allow untrusted firmware updates over mastodon
@catsalad So very tempted to make an edited image, taking a still from the viral short "Don't Peek", just for this 🤭
@catsalad We made 2 quick variants 🤭
Marked them as sensitive, in case anybody hasn't already seen the horror short Don't Peek or doesn't want to 🫶
#DontPeek #Mastodon #IrreverentHumour #AnimalCrossing
(If you briefly saw the versions where we mistyped "kernel" as "kernal", then hastily deleted and redrafted the post to give us time to correct the error across both images, oh no you didn't 😅🤦♀️)
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@catsalad now imagining: a solarpunk hacktivist group reverse engineering and pirating patented seed genomes, injecting custom crispr code to living kernels and making the crops update ecosystem stats live to the fediverse
@catsalad let it get its own account
@catsalad yes, everyone should know I use Arch
@catsalad no, popcorn shouldn't be sharing opinions. That's a hill I'm willing to die on.
@catsalad only if it's a solid shitpost. And then I'd nuke it (the kernel, not the shitpost).
@catsalad better than a Kernel of Truth (Social)
@catsalad think I would wonder if I somehow inhaled carbon monoxide.
@catsalad I'd take it to a farm upstate
@catsalad depends. white kernel or yellow kernel ? or kernel klink ?
@catsalad
Only if it's got butter and salt
@catsalad I think I would panic, tbh