FREE TO GOOD* HOME:
One (1) NFL kicker, also currently the most hated man in Wisconsin. Sunglasses and douchey faux fur coat pictured here will be included in this exchange.
*"Good" home is highly subjective, very optional. We do not care if you have an NFL team. We dont care if you like football, know what football is, or if you've ever seen a game before in your life. In fact we will settle for North Korea, or any Chicago suburb.
@deweyritten Sorry, gotta ask, who is this and why are you getting rid of him?
@fahrni he's currently the kicker for the Greeny Bay Packers. But in name only. And not for much longer.
He's got a great personality, highly recommend him for decorating your front porch or entertaining children's birthday parties. Unless the party's in Wisconsin.
Sorry. I’m a Bears fan. They don’t want him. 🐻
@fahrni I mean he paved the way for yall to make one of the greatest comebacks in NFL history. You sure you can't stick him in the garage somewhere?
@deweyritten A garage? Perhaps an old slaughter house being used as storage? 🤔
