#iocaine has been up for 3days 13h 52m, and spent 19h 41m 15s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 44.65M requests, 99.30% of which were garbage, 0.62% passed through unscathed, and 0.066% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 136.39MiB of memory on average, and 109.65GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Alibaba - 31.68M
- Disguised bots - 7.63M
- Claude - 1.98M
- OpenAI - 1.22M
- Facebook - 746.10K
- Amazon - 405.79K
- Commercial scrapers - 260.90K
- Google - 98.97K
- Huawei - 21.51K
- Aggressive maze explorers - 21.03K
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 683.47
- Perplexity - 5.00
Various other agents slurped through 7.42K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.04% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 77.21% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
