Weird how the boffins down at CERN have done some scientific testing on my face and concurred unanimously that since my run this morning, they quantify my handsomeness vector has moved at least a tenth percentile.
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Also check the CRASH clock. It would be a great pity if you got struck down by space junk just as you achieved perfection.
@TheBreadmonkey Great that they've found something truly useful to do at CERN. 
Your sexiness levels are now physically warping spacetime.
@TheBreadmonkey Afternoon Ben 👋😊
Results of the collisons at CERN last a tiny fraction of a second so I hope you made the most of it! 😜
That........ is what she said
@TheBreadmonkey don't forget to cross check with the people who look after the Doomsday Clock
@TheBreadmonkey Yes, but in which direction?
*sad trombone noises*
@TheBreadmonkey What about arm length? #longarms