'Welcome to Fedi!' we cry, brandishing our spears
@TheBreadmonkey Look at the length of those arms! #Longarms
Weird how the boffins down at CERN have done some scientific testing on my face and concurred unanimously that since my run this morning, they quantify my handsomeness vector has moved at least a tenth percentile.
@TheBreadmonkey What about arm length? #longarms
Not saying it's cold in my house but Aled Jones keeps singing through the letterbox
Morgan Freeman didn't get his big break until he was in his 50s. Betty White was 51 when she first starred on TV. There is still time. I am available if any media executives are following my online career with interest. I'm ready.
@TheBreadmonkey I'm afraid your arms aren't long enough. #longarms
Some people have an unfalteringly strong moral compass, and I really admire those people. However just know that I am prepared to cross quite a lot of moral boundaries for one million pounds. If there's a chance that noone will ever find out, pretty much everything's on the table. Nothings off limits. Explode the Moon? I'm your man. Steal Big Ben? Don't mind if I do. Think impure thoughts? I'm way ahead of you, bebe! Give the wrong directions to someone? Piece of cake! Covet thy neighbours ass or whatever? Fine! All I'm saying is give me a chance. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find me. Maybe you can hire, The B-Team.
@TheBreadmonkey Your obvious lack of interest in the upcoming #longarms invasion makes me doubt your stamina.