Come on let's do this. As much as I'm loving waking up after an alcohol free Friday, it is a COLD and DARK and EARLY Saturday. But I need to get moving to take little one to her volunteering at the animal rescue place and then first run of 2026... #ParkRun 110! Let's PMA this. Yes! Hurrah! Christ it's cold. I don't even mind being under my stupid disgusting itchy hairy duvet this morning. Need coffee. Hope whatever you're upto at this very moment, you're feeling magnificent, you gorgeous beast. X
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You get major points for putting up with your wife's bedding choice.
@TheBreadmonkey Morning Ben 👋😊
Hope your day treats you well my friend! 😊🫶
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It'll be your fastest, most efficient, most beautiful parkrun of 2026.
You'd think so but sadly road closures have meant I'm stuck and Mrs Bread is having to walk kiddo the rest of the way to her volunteering so looks like we'll miss it! Will still go for a run though so all isn't lost. 🏃♀️😊
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Ouch !
Unlucky, but some run better than no run.
Enjoy.
@TheBreadmonkey Morning! I woke up after an alcohol-free Friday, wrote something on Mastodon, turned over and fell asleep. Now I am up again. A coffee and lots of fabric cutting awaits.
@TheBreadmonkey whenever I read "park run" I immediately repeat it in my head in Phil Daniels' voice - "PARK RUN" - and I'm sure I'm not alone!
My kiddo does not appreciate AT ALL that he's in House of the Dragon, and what he means to me. She finds me repeating Park Life lyrics intensely annoying.
@TheBreadmonkey our local parkrun has cancelled due to icy conditions this morning so I am staying in bed, and you know what? That *does* feel magnificent.
Hope you enjoy the rest of your day :)
Lol power to you, Ed. I've had a few runs cancelled lately and so am weirdly grateful to be back and up and at em. Although I doubt conditions will be favourable! Enjoy your lie in, you ledge - absolutely deserved. 😊👊
I briefly considered waking up 18 (who got in at 4 o'clock this morning) with Proud Mary, but Trish said she'd murder me.
Ha! Quite probably!
@TheBreadmonkey I stupidly volunteered to be a pacer earlier in the week before I came down with a cold. Dosing up on paracetamol, let's see how much of a stupid idea it is to carry on!
🚨WHEEEERP! LEGEND ALERT!🚨
You are APPRECIATED! You absolute hero. Thank you for your service. 🫡