Freelance person that wants me to tell them their accessibility overlay did a good job.
Hey, can you look at random Website dot com and tell me if Y accessibility overlay is good?
Me. Without looking at the website because I *know* it will be shit. Sure I can bill for writing up a 20 page report on why this overlay fucked up your website. This will be fun.
Them. Great! Let's hop on Zoom with our marketing team. Nobody in the actual web development, only marketing and manager dipshits and then you can painstakingly go through the website, even the text heavy pages, and tell us our accessibility overlay is shit while we act profoundly baffled by this news for almost 2 hours. Won't that be a fun workday?
Me. Oh fuck, I'm so sorry my dudes, but I am very busy until 2027.
Them. Why?
me. Cancellations like the one I'm gonna do to you in 2 seconds. Take care now, bye bye then.