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Jan Wildeboer 馃樂:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 馃樂:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

1. Don't prepare for snow so you can save money
2. Wait for snow
3. When snow comes, declare total inability to deal with it
4. Make sure no one takes the phone to help stranded passengers on flights you sold them. Tell them that you are busy. Don't book them hotels or give them any comfort like food, drinks or beds.
5. Raise prices for the few seats on flights you do operate
6. Profit!

KLM and Schiphol explained.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

https://nltimes.nl/2026/01/08/plane-ticket-prices-skyrocket-snow-chaos-schiphol-airport

NL Times

Plane ticket prices skyrocket over snow chaos at Schiphol Airport

Airline ticket prices are skyrocketing due to the chaos at Schiphol, the Telegraaf reported. Some 3,500 flights to and from Schiphol Airport have been canceled since January 2 due to snow. KLM is deliberately increasing prices in order to accommodate stranded travelers before new ones.
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Jan Wildeboer 馃樂:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 馃樂:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net replied  路  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

As a stranded passenger with an Australian accent said yesterday on dutch television: "I thought the Dutch were in total control of water. But when it's frozen that seems to completely fall apart." :)

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