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Benjamin Sonntag-King and 1 other boosted
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

Don’t call it a backdoor when it’s a default option to upload your secret keys.

#Microsoft #Bitlocker #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

Don’t call it a backdoor when it’s a default option to upload your secret keys.

#Microsoft #Bitlocker #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Won't be long until Canada applies for EU membership if US policy continues the way it does.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Won't be long until Canada applies for EU membership if US policy continues the way it does.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Dane 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇻🇪🖖⚛️☮️☸️🕉️ and 8 others boosted
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp last week

Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.

And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff ;)

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #caturday

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp last week

Mastodon is secretly sponsored by a cartel of cat food and cat toys manufacturers. Its main purpose is to get you to want a cat in your household so they can sell you more of their stuff. And it is working quite well, as far as I can see.

And that's why Mastodon/ActivityPub will always beat Bluesky and other services. Smart stuff. Really smart stuff ;)

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #caturday

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

My next TED talk: "Dat mag niet. The dutch Calvinism of nerds. How radical fundamtalism and fatalism leads to stifling progress and adoption in the Open Source and Free Software world in the past 30 years"

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

My next TED talk: "Dat mag niet. The dutch Calvinism of nerds. How radical fundamtalism and fatalism leads to stifling progress and adoption in the Open Source and Free Software world in the past 30 years"

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

1. Don't prepare for snow so you can save money
2. Wait for snow
3. When snow comes, declare total inability to deal with it
4. Make sure no one takes the phone to help stranded passengers on flights you sold them. Tell them that you are busy. Don't book them hotels or give them any comfort like food, drinks or beds.
5. Raise prices for the few seats on flights you do operate
6. Profit!

KLM and Schiphol explained.

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

https://nltimes.nl/2026/01/08/plane-ticket-prices-skyrocket-snow-chaos-schiphol-airport

NL Times

Plane ticket prices skyrocket over snow chaos at Schiphol Airport

Airline ticket prices are skyrocketing due to the chaos at Schiphol, the Telegraaf reported. Some 3,500 flights to and from Schiphol Airport have been canceled since January 2 due to snow. KLM is deliberately increasing prices in order to accommodate stranded travelers before new ones.
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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp last month

Threads is Meta's Google+

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net  ·  activity timestamp last month

So you print a scientific paper at home. A van with HP markings suddenly parks in front of your house. You start reading the paper. You take notes. You finish reading the paper. A person emerges from the van parked in front of your house, knocks on your door and tells you: "It took you 3 hours to read the paper. That'll be $0,36. Cash or card?"

That's more or less what #Github is now doing with self-hosted runners for GitHub Actions.

https://resources.github.com/actions/2026-pricing-changes-for-github-actions/

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Introduction of the GitHub Actions cloud platform charge

We are introducing a $0.002 per-minute Actions cloud platform charge
for all Actions workflows across GitHub-hosted and self-hosted runners.
The new listed GitHub-runner rates include this charge. This will not impact
Actions usage in public repositories or GitHub Enterprise Server
customers.

This aligns pricing to match consumption patterns and ensures consistent
service quality as usage grows across both hosting modalities.

This will impact self-hosted runner pricing starting March 1, 2026.
Introduction of the GitHub Actions cloud platform charge We are introducing a $0.002 per-minute Actions cloud platform charge for all Actions workflows across GitHub-hosted and self-hosted runners. The new listed GitHub-runner rates include this charge. This will not impact Actions usage in public repositories or GitHub Enterprise Server customers. This aligns pricing to match consumption patterns and ensures consistent service quality as usage grows across both hosting modalities. This will impact self-hosted runner pricing starting March 1, 2026.
Introduction of the GitHub Actions cloud platform charge We are introducing a $0.002 per-minute Actions cloud platform charge for all Actions workflows across GitHub-hosted and self-hosted runners. The new listed GitHub-runner rates include this charge. This will not impact Actions usage in public repositories or GitHub Enterprise Server customers. This aligns pricing to match consumption patterns and ensures consistent service quality as usage grows across both hosting modalities. This will impact self-hosted runner pricing starting March 1, 2026.
GitHub Resources

Pricing changes for GitHub Actions

GitHub Actions pricing update: Discover lower runner rates (up to 39% off) following a major re-architecture for faster, more reliable CI/CD.
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