@catsalad

I just want to buy sloppilot.ai and redirect it to microsoft.com

@catsalad I need to see their entire C-suite change their last names first. Really commit.

@catsalad Nadella should change his name too

@catsalad

[2026-02-14] Microsoft: "To show our dedication, each member of our senior executive team has legally changed their name to «Copilot»"

[2026-03-14] Microsoft: "In solidarity with the senior executive team, all employees are now required to legally change their name to «Copilot»"

[2026-04-01] Microsoft: "As part of our continuing mission to extend Copilot to all areas of life, all employees' family members & pets will now have their names legally changed to «Copilot»"

The successor to Clippy will truly manifest the Paperclip game 😉

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

@catsalad Waiting on Teams to be rebranded as Copilot Collab

@catsalad that would be so Meta

@catsalad I took the time to kludge this together so I might as well use it.

@catsalad the Zuck probably wants to do that with Meta (formally Facebook)

@catsalad @ret I won't be convinced until Microsoft files for bankruptcy.

@catsalad there you go

@catsalad Welcome to our new and maybe secure operating system: cOSpilot, resistance is futile!

@catsalad anyone say yet: Copy-a-lot?, !

@catsalad

@catsalad Microsoft cope-a-lot

@catsalad and sack all the humans.

@catsalad that would be quite meta, actually

@catsalad the Copilotverse

@catsalad "Microsoft Copilot" is an anagram of "comic slop roof tit" and well ... that says it all.

@catsalad Copilot 365 company… app

@catsalad @hypebot We don’t want Copilot.
We want Catpilot!

@catsalad Isn’t that a Nidella level 1 answer?

@catsalad this is exactly what I thought! Only Microsoft can pull off this dumb stupid moves and they are only doing it for valuation!

@catsalad #microSlop

@catsalad you need to install copilot copilot for copilot in order to send me a copilot to invite me to a copilot.

@catsalad

The professional version could be called Copropilot.

@catsalad once they do I'll gladly take the old, burdensome domains of their hands

@catsalad Facebook.inc was renamed Meta to show how the whole company was into metaverse.
Micropilot would be a more secure path, I guess

@catsalad Tim Apple and Satya Copilot

@catsalad Microslop

@catsalad @uastronomer smart like zuck you mean?

@catsalad No, it would pain them greatly to just go with that. It'll be more like "Windows for Copilot One X Series X .NET Live Azure 365"

@catsalad Slopilot?

@catsalad I also want their versioning to apply. Copilot Vista, Copilot 7

Your move, @microsoft

@catsalad Someone with a printer in Delaware has the opportunity to do the funniest thing if that happens!