Ok, how about this:, Microsoft we stop calling it "slop" as soon as you stop dumping it on us from your every orifice.
Deal? :blobcat:
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@rysiek ok we can stop calling it "slop". We will call it what it really is: vomit.
Microslop: here, have some AI
Users: we don't want it
Microslop: we're adding an AI to your office suite
Users: no, stop
Microslop: …and now to your OS
Users: stop
Microslop: you can't really disable it
Users: …
Users: it's slop. we're calling it slop.
Microslop: …
Microslop: no, stop
Merriam-Webster: slop is now word of the year
Microslop: stop
Users: no.
Microslop: how rude and hurtful.
@rysiek this and supporting the Ethnostate of Zion.
@rysiek If you're in one of the countries that hate the US and like banning things, talk to your representative (whatever you choose to call them) about banning Windows entirely.
@rysiek and of course, now Microslopped have renamed the office suite to Microsoft 365 Copilot app. No, I'm not even kidding.
@rysiek The sad thing is...for work purposes, I love Microsoft Office Suite. Excel outperforms Sheets for any serious analytical work, and desktop Outlook is far far superior to Gmail. (Teams shall not be mentioned here.) But now they are destroying all that with Microslop.
@lauerhahn because the hype is the product and investors are the real "customers"
@lauerhahn @rysiek I take it you're yearning for better alternatives to corporate office suites. Have you tried #LibreOffice already?
@vrtxd your guess is probably incorrect, based on the fact that a). no indication of such yearning was given in the post you are replying to; b). the person clearly stated they love the software they are using currently.
Please consider:
https://anotherangrywoman.com/2023/01/18/how-to-give-advice-on-the-internet-without-being-an-utter-menace/
@rysiek
Microslop CEO: "I must ask you to stop saying 'slop'!"
Users: "Ask again tomorrow."
@rysiek “The Slop Song” — Monty Python
@rysiek imagine a world where anyone gives two shits about the feelins of the Microslop Corporation
@cap_ybarra *Microslop Craporation
@rysiek Macroslop Abomination
@rysiek Hahahah 😁 🤣🤣🤣 👏👏👏 the last words of microslop… don't call us slop 😁 hahah
@rysiek impossibru. It's a $hit$lop company.