Title: The five stages of coming to terms with an over ambitious reading resolution.
A couple sit up in bed reading. The woman speaks and her partner is silent.
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Denial.
"No, Finishing a book every 2.75 days is not absurd!" She scowls.
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Anger.
"Why are these books all so long!!!" She looks fuirious.
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Bargaining.
"If you read a book and tell me about it, that counts right?" She looks at her partner pleadingly.
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Depression.
"All joy has fled yet my failure persists!" She is sunk in the covers.
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Acceptance
"Being at one with the art is all that matters" she says as she reads.
Then adds "And next year I'm going to be at one with so much more art!"