A plane was about to crash, and
there were only four parachutes onboard - but five people. The first passenger, a world-famous football star, said,
"I'm at the top of my career. I can't die now!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The second passenger, a very wealthy businessman, said,I'm one of the richest people alive. I'm still needed!" He took another parachute and jumped.
The third passenger, a politician, said, "I'm one of the smartest leaders around. My people need me!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
That left an elderly priest and a young schoolgirl.
The priest said kindly, "My child, you take the last parachute. Il sacrifice myself." The little girl smiled and replied, "No need, sir.
There are stil! two parachutes left." Surprised, the priest asked, "How's that possible?"
She replied, "The politician took my school bag."