@343max do you mean like that?!??
#alien #handy #mobilephone #signal #irony #humor #alsoonsignal #comic #mobile #joke #nerdjoke #messenger
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@343max do you mean like that?!??
#alien #handy #mobilephone #signal #irony #humor #alsoonsignal #comic #mobile #joke #nerdjoke #messenger
"We know how hard times have been for so many families.
How costs have rocketed up.
How people are making sacrifices to make ends meet."
In her #SOTEU speech, President von der Leyen made it clear: we must tackle poverty at its roots.
That's why we'll soon launch a bold European Anti-Poverty Strategy to eradicate poverty by 2050, reinforced by a strong Child Guarantee.
This isn’t just policy.
It’s social justice.
Help shape our first-ever Anti-Poverty Strategy: https://link.europa.eu/7kW3k9
@EUCommission "to eradicate poverty by 2050" - MUHAHHAHAHHAAAAA, first of april #joke !
#Poverty exists because of you, politicians.
#Rich people only use the things what the politicians accept as law.
(don't do this, it was a #joke)
Mandarin.
Silly #joke courtesy of the small child, not the dad.
New comiCSS cartoon: Trust issues
https://comicss.art/comics/206/
When you've worked with CSS long enough, you stop trusting anything: Gray vs DarkGray, Bold vs Bolder, SeaGreen vs MediumSeaGreen vs DarkSeaGreen vs LightSeaGreen... No wonder CSS Developers have trust issues!
New comiCSS cartoon: Trust issues
https://comicss.art/comics/206/
When you've worked with CSS long enough, you stop trusting anything: Gray vs DarkGray, Bold vs Bolder, SeaGreen vs MediumSeaGreen vs DarkSeaGreen vs LightSeaGreen... No wonder CSS Developers have trust issues!
There's an old Soviet #joke, which thanks to neoliberalism, applies in several countries now :
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
There's an old Soviet #joke, which thanks to neoliberalism, applies in several countries now :
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
No surprise that the fediverse is talking about #gravy today.
Open sauce is popular here.
Just discovered the true meaning of the name Alfonso, straight outta North Carolina:
Alfonso = ALgorithm FOr Non-Symmetric Optimization 😄 😁 😆
Source: https://github.com/dpapp-github/alfonso
#Onomastics #name #algorithm #matlab #optimization #joke #sunday #weekend
Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage
Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage
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