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Marky Mark still hasn't updated the old Threads.net domain in the #Fediverse to the new Threads.com
Guess his superintelligence wasn't up to the challenge 🤖
On a side note: If #Meta wants a product to be "cool", @zuck should not wear it! 😎
❌ #Demeta now: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeMeta
#threads #ai #facebook #it #humor #mastodon #markzuckerberg #profile #joke #threadsnet #threadscom #tech #socialmedia #domain #online #internet #it #update #funny #superintelligence #zuck #artificialintelligence #ki
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A plane was about to crash, and
there were only four parachutes onboard - but five people. The first passenger, a world-famous football star, said,
"I'm at the top of my career. I can't die now!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The second passenger, a very wealthy businessman, said,I'm one of the richest people alive. I'm still needed!" He took another parachute and jumped.
The third passenger, a politician, said, "I'm one of the smartest leaders around. My people need me!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
That left an elderly priest and a young schoolgirl.
The priest said kindly, "My child, you take the last parachute. Il sacrifice myself." The little girl smiled and replied, "No need, sir.
There are stil! two parachutes left." Surprised, the priest asked, "How's that possible?"
She replied, "The politician took my school bag."
A plane was about to crash, and
there were only four parachutes onboard - but five people. The first passenger, a world-famous football star, said,
"I'm at the top of my career. I can't die now!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The second passenger, a very wealthy businessman, said,I'm one of the richest people alive. I'm still needed!" He took another parachute and jumped.
The third passenger, a politician, said, "I'm one of the smartest leaders around. My people need me!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
That left an elderly priest and a young schoolgirl.
The priest said kindly, "My child, you take the last parachute. Il sacrifice myself." The little girl smiled and replied, "No need, sir.
There are stil! two parachutes left." Surprised, the priest asked, "How's that possible?"
She replied, "The politician took my school bag."
Jess Mahler
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Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
David B. Himself
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dansup
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Pixelfed announces leadership transition
The board of directors of Pixelfed.org that acts as the overall governing body for all Pixelfed activities, today announced that Daniel Supernault will depart as CEO and leave the board of directors.
Tuk Cat, the company’s chief meow officer, will serve as interim CEO, effective immediately.
Also, dogs and any content including dogs are now banned across Pixelfed, effective immediately.
Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉
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peter hessler @openbsd
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Quality products from Acme. Accept no substitutes.
Stefano Marinelli
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# Emergency disinfection procedure
sudo pkg install bleach holy-water
doas vm stop win11dev
doas zfs destroy -r zroot/bhyve/win11dev
doas rm -rf /zroot/bhyve/win11dev/tpm/*
Hope that is enough. Don't want to do an exorthism on that laptop again. Last time, he needed 3 month of therapy after that ..
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