David B. Himself
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dansup
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Pixelfed announces leadership transition
The board of directors of Pixelfed.org that acts as the overall governing body for all Pixelfed activities, today announced that Daniel Supernault will depart as CEO and leave the board of directors.
Tuk Cat, the company’s chief meow officer, will serve as interim CEO, effective immediately.
Also, dogs and any content including dogs are now banned across Pixelfed, effective immediately.
Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉
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peter hessler @openbsd
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Quality products from Acme. Accept no substitutes.
Stefano Marinelli
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# Emergency disinfection procedure
sudo pkg install bleach holy-water
doas vm stop win11dev
doas zfs destroy -r zroot/bhyve/win11dev
doas rm -rf /zroot/bhyve/win11dev/tpm/*
Hope that is enough. Don't want to do an exorthism on that laptop again. Last time, he needed 3 month of therapy after that ..
Quality products from Acme. Accept no substitutes.
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# Emergency disinfection procedure
sudo pkg install bleach holy-water
doas vm stop win11dev
doas zfs destroy -r zroot/bhyve/win11dev
doas rm -rf /zroot/bhyve/win11dev/tpm/*
Hope that is enough. Don't want to do an exorthism on that laptop again. Last time, he needed 3 month of therapy after that ..
Luca Sironi (fantasma edition)
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Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees
"Killing civilians only became a problem, because you journalists would not sign the document demanding you only report the news Pete Hegseth approves! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!"
— The fascist regime.
Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees
Nizar Kerkeni 🇹🇳 نزار القرقني
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I had a call from a scammer the other day
Me: “Hello.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.”
Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.”
Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”>;
NOT-Microsoft support: “It’s OK sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device sir?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes sir, we are going to help you. Can you please push the Start button?”
Me: “I think it's already on.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Okay, sir. Now you want to click on Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”
Me: “Yes.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “That is your Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow, I didn’t realize it had a name.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes sir, now press on Internet Options.”
Me: “Yeah, I definitely don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I purchased that feature. This is just a cheap one.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “They all have the Internet sir. Press the Start button again.”
Me: “OK, it’s the same as before.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “That’s OK sir. We are going to restart your device. Can you please turn it off?”
Me: “Ummm…I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. Since I bought it, it just kind of stays on all the time.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “There must be an off button on your device. How do you stop it when it’s running?”
Me: “In those cases, I usually press the big button.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “OK sir. Please press that button.”
Me: “Ok.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Is your device off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Door? Is there a disc inside the door?”
Me: “No, there’s a burrito.”
NOT-Microsoft support: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”
Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉
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As seen elsewhere, thought you fedi-people deserved to see this as well ;-)
Artist: Montro aka Tomas De Santis
As seen elsewhere, thought you fedi-people deserved to see this as well ;-)
Artist: Montro aka Tomas De Santis
🇪🇺 Now hiring 🇪🇺
Psychologist specialized in narcissism. Must work from office in Bruxelles and be prepared to join politicians on trips to Washington D.C.
Will be responsible for advising politicians on which gifts to bring, which compliments to use to get narcissist patient to behave.
Apply for a great opportunity to save the free world.
Federico Mena Quintero
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