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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Squirrel’s Top tips for starting the New Year:-

* Remember the Year is young barely a day old & very unsure of itself!

* Treat it gently, there’s pleanty of time for storming around tomorrow!

* Treat it kindly, you may need its favour in the days to come!

* Treat it generously, it will thank you for your generosity!

* Make sure it is warm & cosy, a sudden chill & put a New Year in a frightful mood!

* Ensure it has plenty of nuts, the nuttier it is the better!

This has been a PSA on behalf of 2026!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves #HappyNewYear2026

Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us.
The caption reads:
“Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted”
CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
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