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jonny (good kind)
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Reminder that it's no longer considered polite to lap up a small portion of your neighbor's essence while you are both suspended in the cryonic soup phase between time planes. In the past it would remind us all of our continued existence, but so many people began to lap more than their share that most people who have made adequate preparations have an automated, titrated autolap system. If you perceive someone with a pneumatic hum tuned to 48kHz, don't worry, they aren't at risk of premature evaporation into the intertemporal space and you don't need to slurp or lap at them

#gumbification #Gumbificiation2025

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@auzdavenice@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

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Gumby - a clay boy green with hope for what is to come
Gumby - a clay boy green with hope for what is to come
Gumby - a clay boy green with hope for what is to come
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jonny (good kind)
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@jonny@neuromatch.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Reminder that it's no longer considered polite to lap up a small portion of your neighbor's essence while you are both suspended in the cryonic soup phase between time planes. In the past it would remind us all of our continued existence, but so many people began to lap more than their share that most people who have made adequate preparations have an automated, titrated autolap system. If you perceive someone with a pneumatic hum tuned to 48kHz, don't worry, they aren't at risk of premature evaporation into the intertemporal space and you don't need to slurp or lap at them

#gumbification #Gumbificiation2025

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jonny (good kind)
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@jonny@neuromatch.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

The moral judgment into a naughty and nice list of Christmas is just a cultural escape valve to strike a sense of fear in the week before the new year carcinization aurora. If you have not adequately shielded your ascension nucleus, the only part of your essence to be preserved between gumbifications, you have one week to make emergency preparations or seek shelter in the hexagonal antinode seams where it is least effective. Otherwise, the curtain formed by the rift between layers sweeps longitudinally around the earth, dessicating rather than releasing prepared husks, who then need to double-gumbify to catch up and release the agony of being trapped between layers

#Gumbification #GumbificationWave #Gumbification2025

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@operand@todon.nl replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@jonny i think its interesting that the belgian/dutch equivalent of christmas includes a public (broadcast live on national tv!) affirmation that "there are no naughty children this year" every year

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jonny (good kind)
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@jonny@neuromatch.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@operand
Really an incredible cultural achievement to be able to proclaim full eradication of naughtiness by sheer organizational capacity, since no effective vaccine exists.

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@jonny@neuromatch.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

This year I have woven my chrysalis out of choleric rootgrass and been careful to leave violations of the geodesic faraday sphere. I am seeking to reform with a slightly oblong tumble to my temporal cam, which runs a little time-rich but has a smoother acceleration and deceleration curve
#Gumbificiation #Gumbification2025

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gemelen
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@gemelen@mammut.moe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@jonny
Anytime a chrysalis is mentioned I recall quite a process of it from this amazing piece of Sci-Fi - https://babylon5.fandom.com/wiki/Chrysalis

#Babylon5

The Babylon Project

Chrysalis

Chrysalis is an episode from the first season of Babylon 5, which is collectively entitled Signs and Portents. While Delenn prepares to enter a chrysalis, Earth Alliance President Luis Santiago is assassinated through the destruction of Earthforce One. Mr. Garibaldi is critically injured in the investigation. The Centauri and Narns quarrel about a Narn outpost adjacent to Centauri space when Londo gets an offer to take care of the problem. Michael O'Hare as Commander Jeffrey Sinclair Claudia...
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