We used to be a real country
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@thomasfuchs the square root of 176,400
@thomasfuchs Genuinely thought that was Adam Scott for a second.
@thomasfuchs I gota do math but DAMN IT I need a smoke Right Now.
A solution to a problem I didn't know I had.
@thomasfuchs Calculate your way to flavor country.
@thomasfuchs Or Japan used to be
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Yeah, your smartphone has a clock and a calculator, but does it have a lighter?
- Dude, it's a Galaxy Note 7.
@thomasfuchs I don’t remember this parks and rec episode
@thomasfuchs That was real?!
I had a dream about a similar feature in… <checks old blog> 2007. Maybe I’d seen this ad without remembering. https://shadowphiar.livejournal.com/49854.html
@thomasfuchs but we can play Tetris on an ecigarette now
@thomasfuchs *screaming* 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Dear Casio,
Put a smart phone in this calculator/cigarette lighter, and you'll have a product worthy of a comeback.
G. Jones
@thomasfuchs "I've run the numbers, it's time to burn this motherfucker down."
@thomasfuchs what, no nail clipper and bottle opener??? Get your act together, Amorrica!
@thomasfuchs “a calculator… an alarm clock… and a cigarette lighter… are you getting it yet?”