@thomasfuchs @Nickiquote

we used to be a real made-in-japan country

@thomasfuchs more useful than an iPhone in a zombie apocalypse scenario where you need to do inventory of your dynamite stick warehouse

@thomasfuchs the square root of 176,400

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yes, Japan... 😂

@thomasfuchs Genuinely thought that was Adam Scott for a second.

@thomasfuchs I gota do math but DAMN IT I need a smoke Right Now.

A solution to a problem I didn't know I had.

@thomasfuchs Calculate your way to flavor country.

@thomasfuchs Or Japan used to be

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Yeah, your smartphone has a clock and a calculator, but does it have a lighter?
- Dude, it's a Galaxy Note 7.

@thomasfuchs I don’t remember this parks and rec episode

@thomasfuchs That was real?!

I had a dream about a similar feature in… <checks old blog> 2007. Maybe I’d seen this ad without remembering. https://shadowphiar.livejournal.com/49854.html

@thomasfuchs but we can play Tetris on an ecigarette now

@thomasfuchs *screaming* 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Dear Casio,
Put a smart phone in this calculator/cigarette lighter, and you'll have a product worthy of a comeback.
G. Jones

@thomasfuchs "I've run the numbers, it's time to burn this motherfucker down."

@thomasfuchs “a calculator… an alarm clock… and a cigarette lighter… are you getting it yet?”