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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

Only one month until we all in Britain celebrate six years since we Brexited. Can't believe things have been so good since we broke our chains and threw off the oppressive yoke of our evil European overlords. Smooth sailin'! I actually love being poor and watching society collapse. It's brilliant and exactly what we all voted for. No more doctors! No more teachers! No more healthcare! I actually hate being able to afford food and am glad to be living through an unprecedented mental health crisis that the government who was supposed to save us has now decried as laziness. Hooray! Hooray for everything! I'd do another Brexit if I could. Is there any way we could make things even *more* shit? Perhaps allocate the remaining community resources to pay racists to spend all day kicking us in the genitals in between painting roundabouts. Let's do a double Brexit. Just keep on Brexitin' until no buildings are left standing and everything is on fire. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫡

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Jim Sullivan
Jim Sullivan
@RIJim@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey Would be really great if you could help US with Texit. I would love those folks to have their own hateful country.

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Tormod
Tormod
@airwhale@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey

As an old man, I played the first version of Lemmings when it came out. So in response to the wisdom of #Brexit , I naturally mocked up this cover.

Cover of the Lemmings-game for Nintendo. This is the official "Follow Boris off a Cliff" edition, a Brexit exclusive. The Lemming at the front is mid-air and has white hair in a weird haircut.
Cover of the Lemmings-game for Nintendo. This is the official "Follow Boris off a Cliff" edition, a Brexit exclusive. The Lemming at the front is mid-air and has white hair in a weird haircut.
Cover of the Lemmings-game for Nintendo. This is the official "Follow Boris off a Cliff" edition, a Brexit exclusive. The Lemming at the front is mid-air and has white hair in a weird haircut.
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GayDeceiver
GayDeceiver
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey As an American ... I can relate ... so much ... so, so much

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Wince.ql
Wince.ql
@winceql@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 22 minutes ago

@TheBreadmonkey, this post is an absolute emotional rollercoaster lol

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Gudrun
Gudrun
@gudrun@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@TheBreadmonkey Salaries for scientists are rather on the low side while living costs are very high. But hey, you get a lot billionaires.

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Chris Bigelow
Chris Bigelow
@ChrisBigelow@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@TheBreadmonkey Well... you could join us here in the U.S. - perhaps worse than Brexit?

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Preston MacDougall
Preston MacDougall
@ChemicalEyeGuy@mstdn.science replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey #Scexit will undo #Brexit for the Scots.

#NIexit next? 🤔

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Andy Wootton
Andy Wootton
@woo@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Let's not forget that Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp says Pritti Patel's laws on immigration are rubbish, because British laws don't apply to immigrants. What a good little fascist he'll make when he decamps to UKIP re-formed.

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bparcons
bparcons
@bparcons@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey. Now tell us what you really think about brexit..

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Giles
Giles
@gilesdring@mastodon.me.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey We all have high brexpectations for further brexits… https://brexicon.dring.tech/word/brexpectation/

The Brexicon

Brexpectation

Brexellent words.
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Nangpa
Nangpa
@Nangpa@oslo.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

As a Norwegian, I am against the EU and do not want to join because we have everything we need. And everyone envies us. 😂

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Indy Richard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Indy Richard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@IndyRichard@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Was just thinking about that rubber faced twat, Michael Gove, telling us that, “The people of this country have had enough of experts”. It's an expression of Orwell's 1984 come to life, manipulating truth and reality so as to maintain absolute control. Thank you for the post and for marking the anniversary.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@IndyRichard

😊

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NoBorg
NoBorg
@hadon@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

But there's one thing we in EU can be jealous about: You have Lewis MacLeod 😁 😁 😁 In these dark times it's good to laugh and he surely made me laugh ;)

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hoppla
hoppla
@hoppla@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey god damn, that really made my day! 🤣 Thank you, good sir!

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@hoppla

😊🙌

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Graceless Hippo
Graceless Hippo
@GracelessHippo@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

If only we could have brexited more catastrophically. These sunlit uplands are too much.

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I think you've actually struck on a genius idea here.

Convince the flag shagging headbangers to rejoin the EU so we can Breggsit again, bigger and Brexiter!

Have a referendum based on actual facts this time and let the will of the people™ decide.

Brexit 2 - Exit Harder
Brexit: 2 Brex 2 Furious
Brexit 2 - Xenophobic Boogaloo

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Sarble
Sarble
@sarble@mefi.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey The most head scratching take I heard from a Brexiteer was that there was all this scaremongering about us leaving Europe, but we were still going to be in Europe 🤔

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DoomBananas 🇳🇴
DoomBananas 🇳🇴
@DoomBananas@snabelen.no replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@DoomBananas

https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/110666569716948966

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Andrew Deacon
Andrew Deacon
@aadeacon@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Things will improve radically when Farage and Trump get the UK into the USA as the next colony. Farage expects to be Viceroy and Governor general.

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David Griffith
David Griffith
@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I increasingly think that sooner or later there will be another Scottish independence referendum and we will exit the UK. A Sexit, if you will.

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Hedgewizard 🐈
Hedgewizard 🐈
@Hedgewizard@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Have you been having a sneaky read of the Reform manifesto?

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Matt
Matt
@matt@oslo.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@Hedgewizard @TheBreadmonkey I did. grimace_fb https://oslo.town/@matt/115804575961860347

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Eye
Eye
@grb090423@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@matt @Hedgewizard @TheBreadmonkey

Thanks for posting this. It was an... interesting, if very concerning read.

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PhilMcface
PhilMcface
@PhilMcface@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey look on the bright side. At least we avoided the chaos with Ed Milliband 😭

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Jean-noël Lafargue
Jean-noël Lafargue
@Jean_no@mamot.fr replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey it's good that you take things in a positive way.

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Ben
Ben
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

Sorry - a little Brexit sometimes squeaks out of me

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Frank
Frank
@VWDasher@mymasto.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey do you need some paper towels?

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