I like books. They don't scream at you and unravel a 20-page TOS to sign, or assure you your privacy is important. They don't steal your data to override whatever it is you're doing with targetted propaganda. They don't track you.
They don't need a battery, or go flat. Durable. Can drop them, kick them, read them in the bath. Hours of knowledge, wisdom and/or entertainment in a small convenient brick. Awesome tech. #books