#iocaine has been up for 6days 9h 55m 33s, and spent 1day 6h 2m 17s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything.
In the past 24 hours, it served 29.17M requests, 99.36% of which were garbage, 0.58% passed through unscathed, and 0.052% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 129.24MiB of memory on average, and 71.32GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors.
Top garbage consumers were:
- Disguised bots - 14.87M
- Alibaba - 8.05M
- Claude - 1.81M
- OpenAI - 1.22M
- Facebook - 618.72K
- Amazon - 486.22K
- Commercial scrapers - 277.87K
- Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 63.88K
- Huawei - 14.71K
- Aggressive maze explorers - 12.27K
- Google - 786.54
- Perplexity - 4.00
Various other agents slurped through 23.39K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts.
In these trying times, 0.04% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 68.66% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug
