Attention residents: an incoming freezing rain storm is on its way, turning roads, sidewalks, and basic life decisions into a full-scale slip ‘n slide. Please expect: • Sidewalks upgraded to Olympic-level figure skating rinks • Cars driving 12 km/h with hazards on (as is tradition) • One guy in shorts saying “it’s not that bad” • Salt trucks doing their best, emotionally and physically We recommend: -Walking like a penguin -Holding your coffee with two hands and a prayer -Not trusting anything that looks dry Stay safe, Peterborough, if you hear a thud, it’s just one of us learning a lesson.