I'm trying to take a no strings attached attitude towards 2026: if I don't ask anything of it, it can't break my heart. But I have also purchased the bottle of champagne I am going to pop when that one guy dies.
I'm trying to take a no strings attached attitude towards 2026: if I don't ask anything of it, it can't break my heart. But I have also purchased the bottle of champagne I am going to pop when that one guy dies.
@evacide I've never drank alcohol in my life but I'll be sorely tempted to toast that event.
Maybe I should go ahead and buy some fireworks instead...
@evacide one? Two, three, four...
@evacide Hopefully you'll need more than one bottle.
@evacide Ideally dies in prison, but, I’m negotiable on that point.
@evacide several times a day, I look at the trending hashtags. I know it will be the first one on the list on that glad day. It's taking fucking FOREVER, but I have faith.
@evacide Most of Britain was like that about Thatcher, and when she eventually went, we managed to get “Ding Dong The Witch is Dead” to No. 1 of the iTunes charts (yes, I bought it. No, I will not be apologising for it).
I recommend that you also start coordinating on what your soundtrack will be now. It’s so much better as a communal experience.
@evacide sh - it’s not dead yet. 2019 gave us the first leaks pointing towards COVID on the 23rd of December. Don’t give it ideas…
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Only one? If you expand the list, you'll multiply your chances to pop it. 😉
I can think of at least two more names to put on it.
@evacide Just one guy? I have multiple bottles.
@evacide I will drink myself stupid on that day.
@evacide Death do not have to be the only thing left to wish for, there is always Hell.
This year Satan will deliver the gifts to some mf!
🎶Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn! 🎶🤣
@evacide just this week I've had multiple unrelated people tell me the same thing.
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I think we need to start coordinating when and where the celebrations will be when it happens. I feel like a collective internet viewing of The Great Dictator should be involved.
@evacide You have inspired me! I will be buying a bottle to save for that very, very special day.
@evacide Oh we have multiple bottles with different names on them.
@evacide your mouth to gods’ ears 🙏🏼