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evacide
evacide
@evacide@hachyderm.io  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

I'm trying to take a no strings attached attitude towards 2026: if I don't ask anything of it, it can't break my heart. But I have also purchased the bottle of champagne I am going to pop when that one guy dies.

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abacabadabacaba
abacabadabacaba
@abacabadabacaba@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Those two guys.

Der Spiegel cover from 12.12.2025
Der Spiegel cover from 12.12.2025
Der Spiegel cover from 12.12.2025
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FurballsNHairballs
FurballsNHairballs
@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide just one ???

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Shoesmith Life Cycle LLC
Shoesmith Life Cycle LLC
@shoesmithlc@me.dm replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide don’t you mean: Buy out all 300 Liquor Store’s and have the biggest Block Party that no one has seen since 1999 (R.I.P. #Prince )
Or am I the only one thinking that……..

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Morgan
Morgan
@kaidenshi@exquisite.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide I've never drank alcohol in my life but I'll be sorely tempted to toast that event.

Maybe I should go ahead and buy some fireworks instead...

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WarpinWolf
WarpinWolf
@WarpinWolf@mastodon.egroc.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide one? Two, three, four...

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happyborg
happyborg
@happyborg@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Hopefully you'll need more than one bottle.

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WTL
WTL
@WTL@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Ideally dies in prison, but, I’m negotiable on that point.

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Vereesh
Vereesh
@temporal_spider@masto.ai replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide several times a day, I look at the trending hashtags. I know it will be the first one on the list on that glad day. It's taking fucking FOREVER, but I have faith.

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Cybermatron
Cybermatron
@TheCybermatron@someone.elses.computer replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Most of Britain was like that about Thatcher, and when she eventually went, we managed to get “Ding Dong The Witch is Dead” to No. 1 of the iTunes charts (yes, I bought it. No, I will not be apologising for it).

I recommend that you also start coordinating on what your soundtrack will be now. It’s so much better as a communal experience.

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Andrei Kucharavy
Andrei Kucharavy
@andrei_chiffa@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide sh - it’s not dead yet. 2019 gave us the first leaks pointing towards COVID on the 23rd of December. Don’t give it ideas…

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Floreana
Floreana
@floreana@poliversity.it replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide
Only one? If you expand the list, you'll multiply your chances to pop it. 😉
I can think of at least two more names to put on it.

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Jaroslav Svoboda
Jaroslav Svoboda
@multi_flexi@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Just one guy? I have multiple bottles.

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👊🇺🇸🔥
@Avitus@ioc.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide I will drink myself stupid on that day.

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Helena
Helena
@helenaviking@social.spejset.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Death do not have to be the only thing left to wish for, there is always Hell.

This year Satan will deliver the gifts to some mf!
🎶Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn! 🎶🤣

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Nahuel Lofeudo
Nahuel Lofeudo
@nahuellofeudo@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide just this week I've had multiple unrelated people tell me the same thing.

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Matt Boehm
Matt Boehm
@bigolewannabe@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide
I think we need to start coordinating when and where the celebrations will be when it happens. I feel like a collective internet viewing of The Great Dictator should be involved.

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Allison
Allison
@allisonhooper@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Nailed it!

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Bodhipaksa
Bodhipaksa
@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide You have inspired me! I will be buying a bottle to save for that very, very special day.

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swachter
swachter
@swachter@toot.boston replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide Oh we have multiple bottles with different names on them.

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Danielle Foré
Danielle Foré
@danirabbit@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

@evacide your mouth to gods’ ears 🙏🏼

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