A parody label made in the style of Jimmy Dean for C.M.O.T. Dibbler of Discworld Fame. At the top is a red arched banner that reads, "Morpork Taste Guaranteed!" In all capital letters. Below is a circle frame containing a line drawing of Dibbler serving a sausage in a bun with a smile. He's a thin man with sharp features. He holds a bun in an ungloved hand while skewering a sausage with a thin fork. Dibbler's circle frame is held up by a Ankh Morpork Hippo on each side. The line drawn Hippos are standing on their back legs and balancing the frame with their front legs. Each Hippo is surrounded by line drawings of mountains. At the bottom is a black ribbon with white text reading, "C.M.O.T. Dibbler" in large letters. Hand drawn in Krita with a Wacom Tablet by Ammi Embry in December 2025.