I've been languishing on library wait lists for a year or more, but my SO found it in a used bookstore for my stocking. Yay!

It's the first book of the huge #Discworld series and I've only read one in the middle somewhere, known for being rather standalone.

#TerryPratchett #amReading

Perhaps I need an #introduction.
I am the goddess Anoia.
I am the goddess of things stuck in drawers. And volcanoes.
I mostly watch the #discworld but have been known to stray into roundworld so it's best to stay on my good side.
Every time you swear at a stuck drawer, I am there. Rattle them and pray.
I may branch out into looking after things that fall down the back of unmovable furniture, and coins found in sofas.
#GNUTerryPratchett

"You can't build a better world for people. People got to build a better world for people". Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett #Discworld

"You can't build a better world for people. People got to build a better world for people". Witches Abroad - Terry Pratchett #Discworld

Sometimes I have a perfect idea... and the ability to execute it. What if you could buy Dibbler's sausages in your local grocer?

Hand drawn, by me. No AI used.

#Discworld #TerryPratchett #GNUTerryPratchett

Sometimes I have a perfect idea... and the ability to execute it. What if you could buy Dibbler's sausages in your local grocer?

Hand drawn, by me. No AI used.

#Discworld #TerryPratchett #GNUTerryPratchett

"Coppers were always outnumbered, so being a copper only worked when people let it work. If they refocused and realized you were just another standard idiot with a pennyworth of metal for a badge, you could end up as a smear on the pavement."
-- Terry Pratchett
Night Watch
#discworld

Mes filles ont lu et relu la sous-série de Pratchett Tiphaine Patraque, elles adorent, pour continuer vous conseillez quoi? Au guet avec l’impétueux Carotte? Ou le début avec Rincevent? Un autre coin de l’œuvre?
#pratchett #discworld #disquemonde

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu-- was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

"There must be a hundred silver dollars in here," moaned Boggis, waving a purse. "I mean, that's not my league. That's not my class. I can't handle that sort of money. You've got to be in the Guild of Lawyers or something to steal that much."

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

Mes filles ont lu et relu la sous-série de Pratchett Tiphaine Patraque, elles adorent, pour continuer vous conseillez quoi? Au guet avec l’impétueux Carotte? Ou le début avec Rincevent? Un autre coin de l’œuvre?
#pratchett #discworld #disquemonde

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu-- was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

This is the best Black Friday offer I‘ve seen so far! 😏

#AssassinsGuild #AnkhMorpork #Discworld #Discworldemporium #BlackFriday

"There must be a hundred silver dollars in here," moaned Boggis, waving a purse. "I mean, that's not my league. That's not my class. I can't handle that sort of money. You've got to be in the Guild of Lawyers or something to steal that much."

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

This is the best Black Friday offer I‘ve seen so far! 😏

#AssassinsGuild #AnkhMorpork #Discworld #Discworldemporium #BlackFriday

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

- "My granny says that dying is like going to sleep," Mort added, a shade hopefully.
- I WOULDN'T KNOW. I HAVE DONE NEITHER.

Terry Pratchett, Mort

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld