“Do you understand what I'm saying?"

shouted Moist. “You can't just go around killing people!”
“Why Not? You Do. The golem lowered his arm.

“What?" snapped Moist. *I do not! Who told you that?"

“I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three
Eight People,” said the golem calmly. .

“I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. |
may be— all the things you know | am, but | am not a
Killer! | have never so much as drawn a sword!"

“No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled.,
Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr
Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs.
When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your
Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little
Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have
Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You
Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From
“Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport,
Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”

— Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
“Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. “You can't just go around killing people!” “Why Not? You Do. The golem lowered his arm. “What?" snapped Moist. *I do not! Who told you that?" “I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People,” said the golem calmly. . “I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. | may be— all the things you know | am, but | am not a Killer! | have never so much as drawn a sword!" “No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled., Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From “Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.” — Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
Florian 'floe' Echtler and 1 other boosted
A parody label made in the style of Jimmy Dean for C.M.O.T. Dibbler of Discworld Fame. 

At the top is a red arched banner that reads, "Morpork Taste Guaranteed!" In all capital letters.

Below is a circle frame containing a line drawing of Dibbler serving a sausage in a bun with a smile. He's a thin man with sharp features. He holds a bun in an ungloved hand while skewering a sausage with a thin fork. 

Dibbler's circle frame is held up by a Ankh Morpork Hippo on each side. The line drawn Hippos are standing on their back legs and balancing the frame with their front legs. Each Hippo is surrounded by line drawings of mountains.

At the bottom is a black ribbon with white text reading, "C.M.O.T. Dibbler" in large letters.

Hand drawn in Krita with a Wacom Tablet by Ammi Embry in December 2025.
A parody label made in the style of Jimmy Dean for C.M.O.T. Dibbler of Discworld Fame. At the top is a red arched banner that reads, "Morpork Taste Guaranteed!" In all capital letters. Below is a circle frame containing a line drawing of Dibbler serving a sausage in a bun with a smile. He's a thin man with sharp features. He holds a bun in an ungloved hand while skewering a sausage with a thin fork. Dibbler's circle frame is held up by a Ankh Morpork Hippo on each side. The line drawn Hippos are standing on their back legs and balancing the frame with their front legs. Each Hippo is surrounded by line drawings of mountains. At the bottom is a black ribbon with white text reading, "C.M.O.T. Dibbler" in large letters. Hand drawn in Krita with a Wacom Tablet by Ammi Embry in December 2025.
A parody label made in the style of Jimmy Dean for C.M.O.T. Dibbler of Discworld Fame. 

At the top is a red arched banner that reads, "Morpork Taste Guaranteed!" In all capital letters.

Below is a circle frame containing a line drawing of Dibbler serving a sausage in a bun with a smile. He's a thin man with sharp features. He holds a bun in an ungloved hand while skewering a sausage with a thin fork. 

Dibbler's circle frame is held up by a Ankh Morpork Hippo on each side. The line drawn Hippos are standing on their back legs and balancing the frame with their front legs. Each Hippo is surrounded by line drawings of mountains.

At the bottom is a black ribbon with white text reading, "C.M.O.T. Dibbler" in large letters.

Hand drawn in Krita with a Wacom Tablet by Ammi Embry in December 2025.
A parody label made in the style of Jimmy Dean for C.M.O.T. Dibbler of Discworld Fame. At the top is a red arched banner that reads, "Morpork Taste Guaranteed!" In all capital letters. Below is a circle frame containing a line drawing of Dibbler serving a sausage in a bun with a smile. He's a thin man with sharp features. He holds a bun in an ungloved hand while skewering a sausage with a thin fork. Dibbler's circle frame is held up by a Ankh Morpork Hippo on each side. The line drawn Hippos are standing on their back legs and balancing the frame with their front legs. Each Hippo is surrounded by line drawings of mountains. At the bottom is a black ribbon with white text reading, "C.M.O.T. Dibbler" in large letters. Hand drawn in Krita with a Wacom Tablet by Ammi Embry in December 2025.
Marvin boosted