Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.
(Wyrd Sisters)
Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.
(Wyrd Sisters)
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious. (Lords and Ladies)
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious. (Lords and Ladies)
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
(Thief of Time)
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
(Thief of Time)
Mort - Terry Pratchett
> In fact it really was amazing what could be done with several ounces of heavy metal, some irritated molluscs, a few dead rodents and a lot of thread wound out of insects’ bottoms. The dress wasn’t so much worn as occupied[.]
‘Why are they chasing you?’
‘I don’t know.’
Oh, come on! There must be a reason!’
‘Oh, there’s plenty of reasons. I just don’t know which one.’
(Sourcery)
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. (Lords and Ladies)
‘Why are they chasing you?’
‘I don’t know.’
Oh, come on! There must be a reason!’
‘Oh, there’s plenty of reasons. I just don’t know which one.’
(Sourcery)
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. (Lords and Ladies)
That awkward moment when you're awake before the alarm clock is.
@phoenix this is the time when I always have to think about "Good Omens" and #TerryPratchett his definition of ineffability: "that one is playing a card game with the higher power where only they know the rules, are always grinning AND HAVE BROUGHT DICE."
I always feel robbed somehow.
From: Equal Rites - Terry Pratchett
> ... although she was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy.
Being famous sounds hard.
@lowqualityfacts Jake is NOT the Death of Rats #SQUEEEEK #TerryPratchett
Update: I have tamed a rat pet now, named Hamnpork. 😁
Update: I have tamed a rat pet now, named Hamnpork. 😁
I decided to create a Worgen Hunter in World of Warcraft today. Worgens are werewolves, so naturally I named her Anngua (Angua with one "n" was taken). The character is a hunter, and has two pets, One cat named Maurice and a wolf named Gaspode. Of course. 😊
#Discworld #TerryPratchett #Wow #WorldOfWarcraft #Legion #Remix
